Atal Bihari Vajpayee as shadow PM


Was going somewhere when I saw a pit.

I asked, ‘Where’s the road?.’

‘In the pit,’ they said.

I asked, ‘Where’s the pit?’.

‘In the road,’ they said.

Then I saw a man riding a scooter in that pit… sorry, the road.

His wife was riding pillion. Every two minutes he would reach behind and touch her.

I asked him why he was doing that.

He replied: ‘I want to make sure she has not fallen off.”

This is Atal Behari Vajpayee, the BJP’s star campaigner and sheet anchor, on the campaign trail poking fun at the Government’s record on civic amenities. Continue reading “Atal Bihari Vajpayee as shadow PM”